Spider-Pig, Spider-Pig,Does whatever a Spider-Pig does.Can he swing from a web?No, he can’t, he’s a pig,Look out, he is a Spider-Pig! Now that I’ve got that in your head, let me introduce the Daves and their wine-baby Spider Pig. As most of you know, I’m...
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Welcome to the Bird and the Beard!

I’m Kirsten, mom to Baby J, Little S and Bacon (a mini daxie) and wife to the Beard. When I’m not momming and wife-ing I’m usually trying to sneak in either a nap or a glass of sauvignon blanc.
Join me here on our journey of not-really-knowing-what-we-are-doing. Be warned: I’m honest, so it’s not all going to be giggles and rainbows – there’ll be lots of tears and tantrums (and that’s usually just me).